Urine Capture Tray

Posted on Thursday, February 9th, 2017 at 12:53 pm

Thanks to certain life circumstances, my Google search history now contains several variations on the phrase “Urine Capture Tray”.

No, I am not happy about this particular life event, nor am I exactly thrilled about spending an hour and a half last night going from pharmacy to pharmacy only to end up buying a disposable mixing bowl at Walmart at 10:00PM.

Which reminds me that I need to throw out a disposable plastic bowl.

Not posting on social media (well, Twitter & Facebook… Instagram seems to escape the political obnoxity) means I’ve been texting and emailing people things at random. If I’ve sent something your way, please know it’s because I was thinking of you personally as a friend that might appreciate that guy wearing his pants below his buttocks or the screen capture of a former coworker as they navigate the complexities of the Instagram moments feature.

No, that is not my urine.

The nurse hasn’t come by to pick up the sample yet. How long is something like this good for? Should I put it in the fridge?

So many questions.