Target is Dead on a Tuesday

Posted on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013 at 11:48 pm


The Offspring had a little report card spending money (yes, we pay for good grades, I’m not ashamed to say) and so after our second trip this week to Jason’s Deli, we made a rare Tuesday night trip to Target.

No one was there.

It was a little spooky, but we were soon lost in the rapture of gross American capitalism as our beloved child couldn’t decide how to spend the money that was burning a fiery hold in his pocket. Isn’t it funny how when you have the immediately disposable income, you can’t decide on what you want?

Yeah, I hate that too.