I’m No Anthony Bourdain

Posted on Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 at 11:23 am

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Behold the single egg turkey & cheese omelette!

I’m not some cool celebrity chef with my own tv show, but I’ve had a pretty good side gig for the past nine years or so. You see, because of our schedules and careers I’m the one that gets the Offspring outta bed and on his way in the morning. This puts the weekday breakfast duties on yours truly, which I don’t mind at all.